“Grievin’ On A Jet Plane” Parody Song by Rick London c2010
Dedicated to my wife Lee Hiller-London
Shark Folk Singers by Londons Times Cartoons (Click To Enlarge)
The Constitution’s sacked, my rights are gone,
The X-ray machine makes my boxers look like thongs,
Oh God I hope that’s not a pimple on my thigh.
They’ve see right through everything I’ve worn,
No more lax rules, a perverted culture is born,
Enough radiation to make Goliath die.
The TSA Agent & I don’t share the same esprit.
Have no idea if he wants to make whoopie,
Nonetheless, he’s now massaging my toes.
I’m grievin’ on a jet plane,
With total strangers that sinned,
What is this some flying pole dance show?
I’m ready to leave but security’s going downtown
My neurosis I’d like to drown,
With Nude Vodka, but they’ve already seen my everything,
Their Xray machine show’s I’m a Jew,
It’s taking hours, they’re still not through,
They’ve touched so much, I expect a wedding ring.
All this foreplay is not for me,
Embarrassing, my kidneys are filled with pee,
I guess I’ll stand here, and just go,
Then I’ll be grievin’ on a jet plane,
Now they’re friskin’ me for a bobby pin,
Oh Gross, this guard’s in afterglow.
Guitar Solo
Now I know I’m coming unglued,
Can’t remember if I removed that secret tatoo
Here comes the scent of radioactive decay,
Not made of steel on the screen are my buns,
While I’m here remove these kidney stones,
Don’t touch my junk, is all I have to say.
So if you kiss me stay miles away from me,
Don’t even think of waiting for me,
You’ll lose an ear just like Vince Van Gogh,
Cause I’m grievin’ on a jet plane,
Not going back to that inequity den,
I hope you stepped in where I go.
I’m grievin’ on a jet plane,
Pre takeoff’s such a sin,
One is touching much too slow.
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Rick London is a writer, cartoonist, designer and songwriter. He founded Google’s #1 ranked offbeat cartoons Londons Times. He also founded numerous stores bearing his cartoon funny gifts such as The Rick London Collection. He founded the world’s only love quote shoes ShoesThatAmuse.com and has a cartoon blog at WordPress as well.
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