“Gluten” Parody Song by Rick London c2009 To The Tune Of “Something” by The Beatles Dedicated to my DF Lee Hiller whom I love. Also dedicated to our true friend Mariel Hemingway who cared enough to educate us back to a healthy lifestyle.Gluten's put in food so starch will be removed, A Latin word for “glue” & try to recover,Gluten-Free Beatles
It has prolamins to give you celiac disease You could use a box of Blisscuits now, So you don't lose your entire Tao. No amount of advertising polyphonic prose Nor even the finest restauranteur, Gluten has enough hormones for a woman to grow goatees Than super-sized fries and a fast food cow You're wondering why my belly grows, Wheat bread and vintage bordeaux, You won't see me on #DWTS or other ABC shows, My belly's grown, can't reach my toes. Lethargy so intense that I must doze, Razputin & avacados at my next Super Wal-Mart shopping spree. Quit the hormonal Kentucky Fried fowl, And mood swings that turn into black clouds.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rick London is an author, cartoonist and entrepreneur. He's been featured in The Wall St. Journal, ABC with Peter Jennings, CBS Morning With Paula Zahn, Bill O'Reilly, New York Daily News, Glamor Magazine, Playboy Magazine, PBS, NPR and many other media outlets. He is the founder and creator of Londons Times Cartoons ranked Google and MSN's number one offbeat cartoon and founder of Shoes That Amuse, the worlds only love quotation shoes. He owns a number of cartoon stores that feature his images on over 100,000 products in such stores as Rick London Collection and others. He and his fiance' Lee Hiller co-founded the full service web design and seo firm Pen And Ink Inc, and work together in the Ouichata mountains of Arkansas. Both are animal and nature lovers and active in both causes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I
